Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Knight Meat-Rider

Bad pun, I'm sorry.

Maybe if I were Hasselhoff, I'd tell this chick the character I played on the show was named Michael Come-Home-with-Me-To-Knight.


FUck it, just watch the video.

Monday, April 28, 2008


in Japanese, a mild term referring to someone or something of a perverse sexual nature.

So you know damn well I'm super ecchi.

Peep the video. In fact, fast forward to about 3:20. Japanese AV/adult star Maria Ozawa makes snakes happy in pants.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Army Str....wrong?

Found this on Frank, thought I'd post it here, since dude stays locally. I'd love to find one of these sets. I'm on the lookout!

"I install the army sets in various department stores across Los Angeles in the toy section of the store. The piece blends in with the other military figures at first glance. With a closer look, the viewer will get a suprise with the package and contents. They are all hand painted army men from all races. The package reads “Army Set includes: poor and middle class people. Bonus! Includes one special limited edition rich gold soldier!!!” On the back of the packaging it reads “Made in the USA, then shipped to Iraq.”

‘I think I want to remind the shoppers / viewer that they, or their sons or daughters, could be targeted as a potenial canidate to fight a senseless war. Maybe because they don’t have much money or might be lost and look at the military as a way out. so I’m dealing with the class system and trying to shine light and remind the viewer with their children in hand that they should protect them and remind them that they have many options.

‘I have created 50 of these and plan to keep on installing them till they are all gone. So if you find one at your local department store, you can have it because they don’t sell them there anyhow. They are all signed and numbered on the back with graphite.’

Find out more at patrickmartinez.com

Kenny is still that dude

South Park never ceases to impress me. The Heavy Metal homage is hilarious.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


I'd say sex in shoe form, but there's no such thing. Sex is sex, shoes are just awesome looking feet covers. These are the most awesome though (at least to me, I'm a sucker for blue suede shoes, word to Elvis).

Thursday, April 17, 2008

RC Cars

God, I need to grow up.

Mario cart car plays the Super Mario Song