Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Arteries....hardening....

Man, I thought I'd seen it all.

Now mind you, I do enjoy my gastronomy (if my petite figure wasn't already a dead giveaway), but this shit that I found is ridiculous. While browsing through one of my favorite daily online checks, Geekologie, I happened upon this monstrosity above, lovingly referred to as the "Bacon Explosion." Here's a breakdown of the goodness/badness contained within.

Look at that heart-seizing latticework.


Next, it's blanketed with 2 succulent pounds of Italian sausage.


Then, if that's not fattening enough for ya, get another pound of (pre-fried) bacon lovin' on that bitch.


Finally, just season it to your desires, smoke it, and get ready to die dine on a PORKGASM.


Now, I don't condone any of you out there to make this thing, but if you're that brave a soul, the recipe is located here. However, in the spirit of eating healthy and not sacrificing too much to do so, check out my good friend Renee's site Confessions of a Fat Dietitian. She's smart with her meal choices and critiques, offers up great suggestions, and was crazy enough to marry the homie John. Now, if you'll excuse me, just looking and thinking of the Bacon Explosion has given me a bowel obstruction.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Crazy-ass Japanese

I love me my VW Buses no doubt, but to straight up build a modern-day Toyota HiAce van to look like one...insane.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

For making that (white) sticky icky...

...don't fuck with anything else.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

So this is the new year...

...and I don't feel any different.