Wednesday, December 30, 2009


You'z a fool for this one, Guillermo

Monday, December 28, 2009

Sweet Jeebus

This makes eating candy much more complicated than it should be, but it's still pretty entertaining. Now, even though it's 1:22 in the morning, I'm off to scarf some chocolatey death harbingers, nom nom nom!

This Is It

Sunday, December 27, 2009


Friday, December 25, 2009

Wish LiZt

Since Santa doesn't visit me anymore, I don't make any wish lists, because all it does is just disappoint me, for I am the one who has to buy everything ('cuz Janessa's basically out of the picture now (read: white collar criminal/JAIL); not like she'd buy me this kind of stuff anyhow. I'd like to think that I wouldn't ask for much, although it may get a bit pricey. Here's what I'm looking to do next year (aside from tracking down a more stable career to help fund all of this):
++++(the color, not the car)

Hey, I already own the car, and paid for the license plate (awaiting approval)...I'm 40% of the way there. Yit-tit-tee!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Baby Jesus Day

Merry Christmas errbody! No presents, but here's a trailer of a movie about an underaged, potty-mouthed assassin girl.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Esscuze me sir...

but yo rimz, they dun swallowed mah baybeh.

Sunday, December 20, 2009


Another one...Rest in Peace Brit.

Thursday, December 17, 2009


Why Will, why did you give in to Scientology and Hollyweird? You used to be the man.

War Machi....Cheadle?!?

Being a comic geek, I'm ecstatic for Iron Man 2 and the War Machine suit finally coming into use. However...Don Cheadle?!? Really?!? Terrence Howard may not have been the best Jim Rhodes, but he fit the role way better than Don "Poor Man's Denzel/Delroy Lindo" Cheadle. Much like sex with an ugly girl, as long as they keep their respective helmets on, we're good.

(GIF file courtesy of The Chronicles)

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Homer, this one's for you

Hahahaha, don't why I randomly remembered to Google this, but it's always funny, no matter how many times I see it. This movie didn't almost ruin Jim Carrey, it just made you creeped out by him rather than just entertained.

SXE JCE (car nerd terminology, sorry)

The homie Guillermo is killing it right now. Just when Milt hangs up his SC chaps, he has his padawan step it up.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009


Don't forget, it is a "Fossil Fuel"

Friday, December 11, 2009

F*cked up Frosty

This one's for you, Lance.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Starry Starry Road

I got school out of the way this year. Come on 2010, help me get my money so that I can ressurect LäWhy? properly, as well as my Z. In the meantime, I watch other companies I've worked with rise and fall into obscurity, and my Z just sits lonely tucked away in a corner.

Soon enough.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Car Porn

I'd love to have the stones this guy does, sneaking into restricted areas. Mmm, LFA.

And two JP tuning firm demo cars duking it out. Looks lopsided, but don't understimate that Zetto. You know who I'm siding with.