For the Pain

Frank is the future, but don't sleep on the rest of the odd squad. OFWGKTA

Pussois (semi-NSFW lyrics)

Wow, I'm a Lloyd fan, no doubt, but ummmm.....let's just say that this appeals to the lecherous R&B singer in me (no R. Kelly). I'm all about innuendo and dirty talk, but sometimes I guess you just have to be outright with the topic. This is very much Cee-Lo's "Fuck You" mashed with Bruno Mars' neo-doo-wop steez, but with the F-bomb replaced with everybody's favorite slang word for that female thigh pie.

Here and Derriere

Not my greatest day

Only something of this magnitude experienced in person would make me forget about today

Disgorge(ous)

dis·gorge/disˈgôrj/Verb
Cause to pour out.

dis·gorge·(ous)/disˈgôrjˈus/Verb/Adjective
A massive pouring out of photos; photo dump. Also a bad attempt at wordplay.

Multiple decal designs will be distributed sooner or later

Is a free jacuzzi worth fucking up your tailgate?

Whattup Adrian

You can never take a brother away from his ribs (flavored chips)

Look up soaking on UrbanDictionary. Soaking is the only thing a Provo girl will let you do

Only in Utah

You could call Tristan/Homer a BIT obsessed

We drive our luxury cars IN the mall here in LA. Recognize.

Color never died

AKA equal opportunity fucking facilities

He should've left it just like this

Filipino t(h)rash can

My nephew's cuter than yours

AdventureTime!

Wile E. is a creeper/pedo

The match that never was. Courtesy of Willy's Workshop SD

Sarap indeed

I just love anything Breezy

Neglect(ure)

My not updating this lately is as irresponsibly stupid as the homie in this video

Massive photo dumps explaining what LäWhy? has been getting into this summer will be up in a few.